My name is Jessica, I'm 23 years old and I'm from southern California.

 

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Listen to a song you haven’t heard since you were a kid and let the tears flow

crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

(Source: diorkush)

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

damnthatswhack:

My snapchat has been stuck on this for hours now. I’ve restarted the app, turned off my phone (for the first time in months), uninstalled the app, reinstalled the app…but all to no avail as all I get is this when i go to view my snaps. I’m getting attached to it now and I think I’ll cry when it’s not there anymore.

Lol this is your life now

damnthatswhack:

My snapchat has been stuck on this for hours now. I’ve restarted the app, turned off my phone (for the first time in months), uninstalled the app, reinstalled the app…but all to no avail as all I get is this when i go to view my snaps. I’m getting attached to it now and I think I’ll cry when it’s not there anymore.

Lol this is your life now