Punch dance

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

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—	Clark W. Griswold is the 99%. (via coketalk) For the holiday

Party hard

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iammattjordan:

Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls

sofapizza:

and i bet south park will be good too..

damnthatswhack:

I AM MRS. NESBITT. This is such an amazing costume.

…and if you’re not a human and have never seen Toy Story, here’s the reference:

This is what I like to see when it comes to Halloween costumes

I was in the desert for my dad’s race all weekend. By Sunday night my hair felt like a rat’s pubes :(

This is my puggle. Her name is Sundance.

Boner

Boy Meets World

ABC Family plays two episodes of Boy Meets World back to back every morning at 4 a.m. Since I’m no early bird, I’ve been recording the series. I used to think this show was the best thing on Earth, so when I started watching it again I was worried I wouldn’t think it was as great as I used to. BUT IT STILL ROCKS.

Happens all the time

Chazz Michael Michaels IS figure skating

damnthatswhack:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Costco

Oh, and what type of jelly beans are these again?

My sundays

damnthatswhack:

So much for “Scout Law”…

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